Founding memberships are now open. First 100 members only. $150/month, locked while active.

First 100 members only

You weren’t meant to recover from life at your desk.

OOO is a wellness, social, and cultural membership for people who are tired of being tired. Join as a founding member and get free daily drinks, fitness and wellness classes, monthly bodywork, private dinners, events, workshops, and priority access to everything we build next.

See What’s Included

Fine print: your founding rate stays locked only as long as your membership remains active and you never cancel.

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This is not a personality trait. You need a third place.
Founding$150/moLocked while active
Free daily drinkFitness + wellness classesMonthly massage or facialPrivate dinnersGuest passesPriority programmingAnnual event booking

The modern workday is a scam

You are overworked, overstimulated, under-rested, and somehow still expected to be charming at dinner.

OOO was created for the people who are doing everything “right” and still feel depleted. The meetings. The errands. The endless notifications. The pressure to be ambitious, healthy, social, informed, attractive, available, and emotionally regulated at the same time.

We are not here to optimize your productivity. We are here to give you somewhere to land.

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Your calendar is full. Your cup is empty.
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The corporate survival era ends here.
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Burnout called. We declined.
OOO doctrineYour exhaustion is not the entrance fee to a beautiful life.

Clock out of survival mode. Walk into somewhere softer.

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A third place for everyone running on 12% battery.

Welcome to OOO

A place to recover, reconnect, and remember you have a body.

OOO is a membership space built around wellness, culture, connection, and intentional leisure. Come for a fitness or wellness class. Stay for a drink. Book a facial. Attend a workshop. Bring a guest to an event. Host something of your own. Meet people who also need a life outside of work, performance, and constant output.

This is your permission slip to be unavailable to chaos and available to yourself.

Founding Membership

$150/month. Locked while active. Never offered again.

We are opening OOO with a limited founding membership for the first 100 members. Founding members receive our earliest and best monthly rate, locked for as long as the membership remains active and never cancelled. Once these memberships are gone, this offer will not return.

Opening timeline: OOO is scheduled to open in September 2026. Join now to pay for your first month in advance; your next charge will not happen until October 2026, when monthly payments begin.

First 100 only$150per month

This is the lowest membership rate OOO will ever offer. If you are in early, you are in early.

Your monthly reset

Everything included in your founding membership.

01

Free Daily Drink

One free drink every single day, from a wellness drink to a cocktail, because hydration and decompression can both be sacred.

02

Fitness + Wellness Classes

Four classes per month across movement and recovery formats such as stretch, Pilates, yoga, dance, sound baths, and other wellness sessions.

03

Monthly Bodywork

One complimentary massage or facial every month for recovery, maintenance, and feeling human again.

04

Priority Booking

First access to reserve events, classes, bodywork, dinners, and high-demand member experiences before the room fills up.

05

Guest Access

Guest passes to any OOO event, so you can bring someone into the experience.

06

Private Dinners

Quarterly private dinners per year designed for conversation, connection, and community.

07

Annual Event Booking

One free annual event booking to host your own gathering, dinner, brand moment, or celebration.

08

Member Extras

10% off merch and retail, a birthday gift, and early access to seasonal drops, partner perks, and member-only offers.

09

Programming + Practitioners

Priority access to workshops, personal development sessions, speaker salons, wellness practitioners, creative labs, and cultural programming planned for members.

10

OOO Wine Club

Membership to the OOO wine club, with curated pours, member tastings, cellar notes, and first access to wine-led dinners and gatherings.

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The paperwork can wait. Your body cannot.

The math is simple

Your membership pays you back in rituals, recovery, and access.

A daily drink. Monthly bodywork. Weekly movement. Private dinners. Guest passes. Event access. OOO wine club membership. A place to gather. A place to exhale. A place that remembers wellness is not just green juice and discipline; sometimes it is a cocktail, a conversation, a stretch, a facial, a laugh, and a night you did not have to plan yourself.

One membership. Daily permission to be OOO.

For the tired, the ambitious, the overbooked

OOO is for people who need a life between work and home.

This is for founders, creatives, professionals, operators, caretakers, organizers, overthinkers, soft-life aspirants, wellness people with a nightlife streak, and anyone who has ever stared at a calendar and wondered when they were supposed to become a person again.

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Put the laptop down before your face says it for you.
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Your calendar should not feel like a hostage note.

What you come here for

Wellness, culture, connection, and a very necessary drink.

Recover

Monthly massage or facial, fitness and wellness classes, free daily drinks, and rituals that support your mind and body before burnout becomes your brand.

Gather

Attend events, bring guests, join private dinners, and meet people in a setting more intentional than another crowded bar or forced networking room.

Grow

Workshops, talks, and experiences around wellness, mental health, personal development, creativity, and modern life.

Host

Founding members receive one free annual event booking, giving you the space to create your own OOO moment.

First 100 only

This founding rate disappears when the first 100 memberships are claimed.

The founding membership is our earliest offer and our strongest rate. It is available only to the first 100 members and will never be made again. Your $150/month rate stays locked only as long as your membership remains active and you never cancel.

Once the founding memberships are gone, future membership pricing will increase.

Programming that doesn’t feel like homework

Come for the class. Stay for the dinner. Leave with a new group chat.

OOO programming will include wellness workshops, mental health conversations, personal development talks, cultural events, private dinners, member socials, creative gatherings, and experiences designed to make your calendar feel less like a trap and more like a life.

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Expect programming that helps you finally put the phone down.
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For anyone whose inbox has developed a personality.

Your own OOO moment

Founding members get one free annual event booking.

Use the OOO space to host a dinner, birthday, brand moment, workshop, private gathering, conversation, or celebration. Your membership gives you access not only to our programming, but to the possibility of creating your own.

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Membership includes access to the OOO wine club.

Benefit 10

Yes, there is an OOO wine club.

Founding members are included in the OOO wine club, with curated pours, relaxed tastings, wine-led dinners, and first access to member gatherings built around conversation instead of corporate small talk.

FAQ

Questions before you go OOO.

What is the founding membership?

The founding membership is OOO’s earliest membership offer, available only to the first 100 members. It gives you access to OOO’s wellness, social, cultural, and event programming at a locked founding rate of $150/month.

What does locked for life mean?

Your $150/month founding rate remains active only for as long as your membership remains active and you never cancel. If you cancel for any reason, you forfeit the founding rate; if you rejoin later, your membership will be subject to the pricing available at that time.

What is included each month?

Founding members receive one free drink every single day, four fitness or wellness classes per month, one monthly massage or facial, priority event booking, guest passes to OOO events, 10% off merch and retail, priority access to workshops, speakers, personal development, wellness practitioners, and more.

When does OOO open, and when do monthly payments begin?

OOO is scheduled to open in September 2026. When you join now, you are essentially paying for your first month of membership in advance. You will not be charged again until October 2026, when regular monthly payments begin.

Can I bring guests?

Yes. Founding members receive guest passes to OOO events, making it easy to bring friends, collaborators, dates, or people you simply want to introduce to the OOO world.

Can I host my own event?

Yes. Founding members receive one free annual event booking, giving you access to the OOO space to host your own gathering, dinner, workshop, celebration, or private experience.

Is this offer available after the first 100 members?

No. The founding membership is limited to the first 100 members only. Once those memberships are claimed, this rate and package will not be offered again.

Your out-of-office era starts here

Become one of the first 100 founding members.

For $150/month, founding members receive a free daily drink, fitness and wellness classes, monthly bodywork, priority programming access, guest passes, private dinners, retail savings, a free annual event booking, OOO wine club membership, and early access to the full OOO experience.

Become a Founding Member — $150/mo

Fine print: locked only while your membership remains active. If you cancel, the founding rate is forfeited.